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Phillip Blanchard · **Posted:** Wed Jun 12, 2002 5:06 pm

NEW YORK (Reuters) - In response to ongoing threats against the United States in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, J.P. Morgan Chase Wednesday said it will supply each of its 85,000 workers worldwide with an emergency kit that includes water, a particle mask, a whistle and an illumination device.***Would that be a flashlight?*** "It is reassuring that the bank is looking out for us, but at the same time it is pretty frightening that the threat has to be taken so
seriously," said one J.P. Morgan Chase employee who declined to be identified.***Has anyone checked to make sure this isn't a hoax?***

Wayne Countryman · **Posted:** Wed Jun 12, 2002 5:34 pm

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by blanp:
NEW YORK (Reuters) - In response to ongoing threats against the United States in the wake of the Sept. 11 attacks, J.P. Morgan Chase Wednesday said it will supply each of its 85,000 workers worldwide with an emergency kit that includes water, a particle mask, a whistle and an illumination device.***Would that be a flashlight?*** "It is reassuring that the bank is looking out for us, but at the same time it is pretty frightening that the threat has to be taken so
seriously," said one J.P. Morgan Chase employee who declined to be identified.***Has anyone checked to make sure this isn't a hoax?***<hr></blockquote>if the illumination device is a glowstick, and you use the water to swallow ecstasy, then maybe they're planning to go out with a rave.has morgan chase laid off so many staffers that no one could be found who'd go on the record?

Powderhorn · **Posted:** Wed Jun 12, 2002 6:15 pm

<blockquote>quote:<hr>Originally posted by Wayne Countryman:

if the illumination device is a glowstick, and you use the water to swallow ecstasy, then maybe they're planning to go out with a rave.
<hr></blockquote>All you'd be missing is Vicks for the particle mask ...

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