From Sports Illustrated senior writer Gary Van Sickle:<p>"...I had to look up how to spell Monongahela. Normally when I can't spell a word, I just use a different one rather than look it up. But what are you going to do about Monongahela, 'tributary of the Ohio River'? Hell, then I have to look up tributary. It was a no-win, uh ... one of those no-win things, OK?"<p>*** Ha, ha, extremely funny, Mr. Van Sickle. Oh wait, he wasn't kidding.***<p>From the last graf of the same story:<p>"Gary Player has put all of his momentos, including his green jacket from the Masters, up for auction because he wants a buyer to show it some place in appropriate fashion."
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