If you can't be a participant, be a victim. If you can't be a victim, be a bystander. Also, that's one long shot:
Hong Kong baseballer hit by stray bullet in Venezuela Quote:
The Australian women's baseball team was caught up in a shooting incident that forced the suspension of the world championship in Caracas, Venezuela.
The Australian team was at the venue when a Hong Kong player was hit in the leg by a stray bullet during a match against the Netherlands in a stadium at the Fort Tiuna military base.
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The Age]